I love Lyrics Born. He’s not the most fashionable hip-hop artist these days, but that doesn’t mean I can’t love him anyway, with his hyperliterate flow and self-deprecation-crossed-with-absurd-backpackadoccio and his lefty humanist inspirational politics. I know, I know, we shouldn’t like records based on whether or not their creators seem like nice people…but what can I say, I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.
Which is not to say that I sit around listening to him over and over or anything; Tom Shimura’s albums for me are always pretty good but not amazing, hella fun without ever being hella consistent. This is not to be a slam, but the best thing he ever did was the original Solesides/Quannum version of “I Changed My Mind,” an angry sad transcendent piece of funk wisdom.
If he’s never touched those heights again, maybe it’s because his life is going a lot better now than it did then. And LB has been quite diligent about making fun of the trivialities and b.s. that bring him down — remember “Stop Complaining” off the last record? Maybe it’s the dreaded curse of John Barth’s famous dictum in re: Hamlet: TOO MUCH SELF-KNOWLEDGE IS ALWAYS BAD NEWS. But I still hope against hope, and I was there with $10.54 in cash the first day this hit the Exclusive Co. shelves.
I think there’s no question that Everywhere at Once is Lyrics Born’s best album, maybe by a healthy margin. The only question, perhaps, is why. Maybe it’s because this record has a metric ton of funk for every spoonful of hip-hop signifiers, which is a refreshing development; maybe because it is the first time when he’s not really trying to prove how good he is at rapping; maybe it’s because the rest of the genre is stuck in a shame spiral. Not sure.
But this record really seems to me to be a new exciting development for LB as an artist, without really being very radically different from anything else he’s done. The thing just hums right along, uptempo and blippy and bleepy and electro-gutbucket the whole way. It’s all done by his live band, but it’s mixed together the way it would be in a club, so you really get no chance to hold your breath. Which is good.
For the first time ever, the feature tracks actually might have a chance at serious radio play. “Differences” makes a whole meal out of its whole “why can’t we end this crazy battle of the sexes” thing, with all of the good shots and conciliatory gestures on the part of the [very sensitive] guy, but the chorus is still pretty adorable, with Joyo Velarde singing her heart out, and I could see this being a good summer jamm. In contrast, “I Like It, I Love It” actually has a big bass bottom on it, and recaptures some of the old-school LB breathless line-spinning tension-packed delivery, which is glorious.
The real triumph of Everywhere at Once might be the way the second half of the record just keeps to steppin’ away from any kind of hip-hop template. “Rules Were Made to Be Broken” isn’t rap at all; among all the hipster jazz touches, Lyrics Born just kind of sounds like Falco and/or Rockwell. “Do U Buy It” is ramped-up new wave/electropunk pop, rendering it super-fun, and “I Can’t Decide” manages to combine ATL-rap vocal stylings with a Houston slowdown funk chorus (love them Jazz Mafia Horns!) and some big-time wave-o synth washes, all in service of a song about how LB wants to do everything in the world. Um, dude? Like, you’re already doing that?
Which is not to say that this is all surface-level stuff. “Whispers” is a heartbreaking song about the funeral of Benjamin “Mack B-Dog” Davis an “OG Quannum” homey who taught Shimura everything he knows about the game, but from whom he was estranged for a few years. It kinda rips your heart out, whether or not you’ve ever been in this situation, makes you want to call all your old friends and squash every beef you ever had with anyone.
Less successful: the glacial dub joint called “Is It the Skin I’m In,” which is just too slow to live, and its reggaetón predecessor “Top Shelf,” which doesn’t really work as much as I’d like it to but at least has some life to it. I’m still undecided also about “The World Is Calling,” which might be kind of dope but might also be one inspirational deal too many.
But the real triumph of this disc is the fact that a song called “Hott 2 Deff” can actually sound good in 2008. Who saw that coming, for Christ’s sake? It even features Chali 2na — what the hell year is it? But it bounces, it’s fun, it has a great Velarde hook, and it makes my car speakers and windows act funny. What do I need out of music? Just that, baby, just that.






Item! I had every intention of documenting at-bat music for every player while at the Sox game a few weeks back (let’s talk psych-out/psych-up tunes!), but like all good intentions brought into the teeming social experiment that is Fenway Park, was bested by the two-handed demands of peanuts, $7.25 Bud Lights, and enthusiastic clapping for Manny. I was able to make a few mental notes: lil’ Dustin Pedroia walks to the batter’s box to the oversized sounds of a bangin’ nouveau R&B joint that I kinda recognize from my day job (is it irony, or a good ol’ American tauntfest?), while Veritek still uses that dumbass 3 Doors Down song. Damn, Tek, you’re my captain my captain, but I refuse to call you “Superman” until you’re hitting over .300, at least.

